Ethereum just hit double digits—and instead of a celebration, Vitalik gave us a therapy session. Ten years in, the project still flunks basic decentralization tests and pretends admin keys don’t exist. We respect the innovation, but we’ll keep stacking sats instead.
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PureCane | May 5th 2025 🥱 Ethereum’s “Biggest Code Change” — And We’re Still Not Impressed Ah yes, Ethereum is at it again — prepping for what’s being hyped as its biggest code change since the Merge with the new Pectra upgrade. The Ethereum dev team, still somehow clinging to relevance, has rolled out 11
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Ethereum’s EIP-7702: Delegation or Detonation? In true Ethereum fashion, the latest “innovation” from the cult of smart contracts is EIP-7702 — a new feature designed to let your plain ol’ wallet pretend to be a smart contract, but only for one wild night out (aka a single transaction). Sounds magical, right? Your Ethereum wallet now
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