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Another Week, Another Exploit: This Time It’s Alex Protocol (Again)

📝 Author: PureCane 🗓️ Publish Date: June 9, 2025 🚨 Ah yes, DeFi’s favorite tradition—getting hacked and pretending it’s innovation. Bitcoin-focused DeFi platform Alex Protocol just confirmed it lost over $8 million in the latest “oopsie” that hit its liquidity pools. Apparently, someone exploited the platform’s self-listing verification logic, and the result? A good old-fashioned […]

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Bitcoin Golden Cross Signals $150K Rally

Bitcoin Eyes 150k as Golden Cross Forms

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Bitcoin’s Golden Cross: Translation—Buckle Up, Degens Written by PureCane | May 22, 2025 This is not financial advice. Unless you count sarcasm and truth bombs as investment guidance—which we don’t. But hey, at least we’re not pretending to be your ETF overlord or some Wall Street vampire selling you “blockchain exposure” wrapped in quarterly fees.

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Coinbase breach, 400m blunder, bitcoin isn’t the problem

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Coinbase Hacked (Kind Of), $400M on the Line, and No—This Isn’t Fine. Author: PureCane for LearnBitcoin.netDate: Thursday, May 15, 2025 Oh, Coinbase. Our old faithful fiat ramp to the crypto world. The platform I’ve used since 2014 without a single hiccup has decided to throw us a Monday morning curveball: “Oh hey, we might’ve just

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Jim Chanos Bets Against Strategy, Buys Bitcoin Instead

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Jim Chanos Flips: Shorting Saylor, Stacking Sats, and the Great “Paper Bitcoin” Arbitrage Written by PureCane | May 15, 2025This is not financial advice. It’s just brutally honest. So Jim Chanos—the guy who once called Bitcoin a “libertarian fantasy” and suggested canned beans were a better hedge—has officially gone full Circle (and we don’t mean

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ZA Miner: The Magical Cloud Mining Scam With a $100 Bonus and a Side of Delusion

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By PureCane | Tuesday, May 13, 2025 You know what’s better than mining your own Bitcoin with a device you actually own? According to ZA Miner, it’s letting them do it for you… in the cloud… with no hardware… and no maintenance fees… and only some mild financial self-sabotage. Welcome to yet another crypto fantasy

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Gryphon, Grifter & the Great American Bitcoin Publicity Stunt

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Written by PureCane – May 12, 2025 You ever hear a story so predictable it loops right back to comedy? Enter: American Bitcoin is going public. And not just public — Trump-family-backed public. Because nothing screams decentralization like merging a politically-connected mining company with a Wall Street-traded husk of a hashrate operation. That’s right. Gryphon

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