CHAINLINK SURGES AS THE “PLUMBING OF CRYPTO” QUIETLY TAKES OVER THE INTERNET Written by PureCane | May 21, 2025 Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. Just the usual dose of brutal honesty wrapped in sarcasm. Well, well, well… look who’s finally getting attention. After years of being dismissed by crypto bros with the intellectual depth […]
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Coinbase Hacked (Kind Of), $400M on the Line, and No—This Isn’t Fine. Author: PureCane for LearnBitcoin.netDate: Thursday, May 15, 2025 Oh, Coinbase. Our old faithful fiat ramp to the crypto world. The platform I’ve used since 2014 without a single hiccup has decided to throw us a Monday morning curveball: “Oh hey, we might’ve just
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Written by PureCane – May 12, 2025 You ever hear a story so predictable it loops right back to comedy? Enter: American Bitcoin is going public. And not just public — Trump-family-backed public. Because nothing screams decentralization like merging a politically-connected mining company with a Wall Street-traded husk of a hashrate operation. That’s right. Gryphon
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PureCane | May 9th, 2025 Crypto Sandboxes: Great for Kids, Less Great for Innovation Ah, the SEC. That ever-watchful guardian of “financial integrity” who—how do I put this gently—moves with the agility of a 1990s dial-up connection. Lately, they’ve been making waves again (or at least small ripples) in the crypto space, and once
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