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Elon Musk’s X Plans to Centralize Everything

All Hail the X-Ception: One App to Rule Them All, Control Them All

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PureCane June 19th, 2025 In case you missed it—Elon Musk’s “X” (formerly Twitter, and still probably best remembered for being Twitter) has now announced plans to let you trade, invest, shop, tip, and probably sell your soul—all inside one convenient little digital walled garden. Yes, that’s right: the platform that turned into a firehose of […]

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Chainlink Eyes $20 as Outflows Surge — “Just an Oracle” No More

Chainlink Eyes $20 as Outflows Surge — “Just an Oracle” No More

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CHAINLINK SURGES AS THE “PLUMBING OF CRYPTO” QUIETLY TAKES OVER THE INTERNET Written by PureCane | May 21, 2025 Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. Just the usual dose of brutal honesty wrapped in sarcasm. Well, well, well… look who’s finally getting attention. After years of being dismissed by crypto bros with the intellectual depth

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