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Crypto Espionage? Nobitex Hack, Israeli Arrests, and a Whole Lotta Shady Business

Crypto Espionage and State-Sponsored Dumpster Fires: The Nobitex Hack Is Exactly What We Deserve

PureCane June 27th, 2025 This isn’t financial advice, unless your plan is to convert your BTC to Monopoly money in exchange for a front-row seat at the next UN sanctions meeting. Shoutout to the original TRM Labs / crypto.news coverage for pulling the curtain back on this absolute clown show. We’re in full agreement: this […]

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Long Live the Interface: Crypto Doesn’t Need More Tokens

Long Live the Interface… Now Please Make It Permissionless

PureCane June 25th, 2025 Not financial advice—but definitely some unsolicited common sense. A big sarcastic high five to Leon Waidmann, the author of the original piece we’re 100% in agreement with. Finally, someone in crypto media said it: it’s not about tokenizing the next shiny rock—it’s about actually making this tech usable for real people.

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What’s Fueling the 2025 Bull Market?

2025 Bull Market: New Tricks, Same Greedy Tricks

Well, well, well. Here we are again.Charts are green, influencers are back in full delusion-mode, and suddenly every investment bank that laughed at Bitcoin in 2015 now wants to tokenize your grandmother’s retirement plan on-chain. Welcome to the 2025 Bull Market — this time with extra layers of hypocrisy. They say it’s “different this time.”

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