From billion-dollar token sales to memecoin collapses, this is how Trump and his circle turned crypto into a high-efficiency extraction machine—and why retail keeps funding it.
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The U.S. Treasury is asking the public for help spotting “illicit activity” in crypto—because apparently Chainalysis isn’t enough. Meanwhile, banks launder billions, XRP waves its scam flags, and Bitcoin keeps running like clockwork. Not financial advice, just common sense.
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PureCane June 27th, 2025 This isn’t financial advice, unless your plan is to convert your BTC to Monopoly money in exchange for a front-row seat at the next UN sanctions meeting. Shoutout to the original TRM Labs / crypto.news coverage for pulling the curtain back on this absolute clown show. We’re in full agreement: this
June 23rd, 2025 Oh look, a new stablecoin—brought to you by the state of Wyoming. Because if there’s one thing we trust more than central banks and corporate stablecoin issuers, it’s state governments experimenting with digital money backed by repurchase agreements. Yes, folks, they’re not even pretending to innovate. They’re literally printing coins out
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Author:PureCane | LearnBitcoin.netDate:June 5th, 2025 So, let me get this straight. The same government that can’t balance a checkbook just passed a thousand-page fiscal monster they’re calling the “One Big Beautiful Bill Act”? Adorable. Somewhere between the trillions in spending, militarized border tech, and giveaways for billionaires, this dumpster fire of a budget somehow got
Binance Beats the SEC, Still Doesn’t Deserve Your Trust (Or Your ETH) Published: June 2nd, 2025 – LearnBitcoin.netBy: PureCane (Yes, still bitter about my stolen ETH) This is not financial advice. It’s just common sense wrapped in sarcasm. So… Binance is popping champagne and tossing confetti today because the SEC just dismissed their lawsuit, and
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PureCane | May 9th, 2025 Crypto Sandboxes: Great for Kids, Less Great for Innovation Ah, the SEC. That ever-watchful guardian of “financial integrity” who—how do I put this gently—moves with the agility of a 1990s dial-up connection. Lately, they’ve been making waves again (or at least small ripples) in the crypto space, and once
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