Russia’s Mining Registry: Because Freedom Is So 20th Century PureCane July 7th, 2025 This is not financial advice, just common sense… assuming that’s still legal where you live. Look, I know crypto has its rogues, scammers, and a few too many Discord bros promising 100x returns on vaporware. But even they might agree that registering […]
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Jim Chanos Flips: Shorting Saylor, Stacking Sats, and the Great “Paper Bitcoin” Arbitrage Written by PureCane | May 15, 2025This is not financial advice. It’s just brutally honest. So Jim Chanos—the guy who once called Bitcoin a “libertarian fantasy” and suggested canned beans were a better hedge—has officially gone full Circle (and we don’t mean
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By PureCane | Tuesday, May 13, 2025 You know what’s better than mining your own Bitcoin with a device you actually own? According to ZA Miner, it’s letting them do it for you… in the cloud… with no hardware… and no maintenance fees… and only some mild financial self-sabotage. Welcome to yet another crypto fantasy
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Written by PureCane – May 12, 2025 You ever hear a story so predictable it loops right back to comedy? Enter: American Bitcoin is going public. And not just public — Trump-family-backed public. Because nothing screams decentralization like merging a politically-connected mining company with a Wall Street-traded husk of a hashrate operation. That’s right. Gryphon
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PureCane | April 22, 2025 | LearnBitcoin.net Well look who’s back in the headlines: Bitcoin just jumped 5%, and suddenly every suit on Wall Street wants to talk like they’ve been stacking sats since Mt. Gox. Even the miners—those glorious giga-chads of the blockchain underworld—are moonwalking through market chaos. MARA? Up 13%. TeraWulf? Riding high.
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