Author: PureCane
June 12th, 2025
Well folks, it finally happened: Top G became Bottom G.
Andrew Tate — the Bugatti-flexing, crypto-shilling, testosterone-pumping internet kingpin — just lost $583,000 (that’s 5.41 BTC for us Bitcoin-maxi types) doing what so many crypto bros love to do: blindly leverage-trade perpetuals like it’s a game of roulette.
And the result?
Let’s just say… the house always wins.
According to the on-chain peeping toms over at Lookonchain, Tate made 76 trades on the decentralized perp platform Hyperliquid. Out of those, only 27 were profitable. That’s a win rate of 35.53%, which — in case you skipped math class to watch Hustler’s University — is not great.
“Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) doesn’t seem to be good at perps trading,” said Lookonchain.
Yeah. No kidding.
🚨 The Wallet Leak Heard ‘Round Crypto Twitter
This disasterclass was exposed after Tate, in classic Top G fashion, accidentally doxxed his own Hyperliquid wallet address while bragging about a 138% gain on an ETH long.
He even included his referral code — because why not turn your ego trip into a multi-level marketing scheme?
But because Hyperliquid is decentralized, the crypto sleuths wasted no time tracking his trades. The verdict?
Almost $600K down the drain.
Even worse, this wasn’t a one-time mistake. It was a pattern. A pattern of FOMO-fueled, overleveraged, emotionally-driven chaos masquerading as “alpha.”
🧠 The Lesson? Don’t Be a Bottom G.
Let’s be clear:
We love Andrew. We love Tristan. We love a good Bugatti burnout and a motivational chest thump as much as the next crypto lunatic.
But if you’re YOLO-ing into leveraged perps without knowing what a PnL, stop loss, or liquidation cascade is?
You’re not a trader. You’re the exit liquidity.
And if you’re following influencers into meme coins like ROOST or DADDY (which are now down 100% and 87%, respectively)?
You’re not investing. You’re gambling with someone else’s roadmap.
🛠️ Here’s What We’re Building Instead…
At LearnBitcoin.net, we don’t sell dreams. We sell education. Our CryptoForDummies.app is being built for people who are tired of losing, tired of fakes, and tired of learning the hard way.
We’re not just teaching people about wallets and seed phrases.
We’re training the next wave of smart traders — the kind who don’t post their positions for likes.
And yes, we’ve got a full trading course in the works too — to help prevent exactly this kind of public wallet massacre.
Because financial freedom doesn’t come from copying flex posts on X.
It comes from learning how to protect your capital, manage risk, and—God forbid—maybe even understand what you’re doing before you place a trade.
🧡 Final Thoughts
To Tate’s fans: no hate, just facts.
To Tate himself: recover soon, brother. But maybe next time, don’t post your wallet with a referral code during an open position.
To everyone else: this is not financial advice, but if you’re not learning Bitcoin fundamentals, you’re learning the hard way.
Now go touch some cold storage. 🧊
Not your keys, not your Top G.